Not even close

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, let me have Annie schedule that test..."Mr. Gallery: "I have a question for you" (takes out an iPad) "I read on your website that you majored in art?"Dr. Grumpy: "Um, no. My undergraduate degree is in physics. I'm pretty sure it says that on my site."Mr. Gallery: "Are you sure? I thought I'd read that somewhere. Maybe it was Yelp or something."Dr. Grumpy: "I'm sure. Believe me. I have no knowledge of art whatsoever."Mr. Gallery: "Oh" (looks disappointed, puts away iPad) "I was really hoping you could help identify some of the paintings at my parent's house. I even took pictures of them."
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