Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

As the Earth continues its trip around the sun, the holidays are again approaching. And with them, of course, the annual Dr. Grumpy Gift Guide!I'd like to kick things off this year with something truly meaningful, special, and unique.Chocolates have long been a way of telling that special person how you truly feel. Sometimes, of course, we encounter someone who's special in an entirely different way. When this happens we wonder "What can I give this person to convey my true feelings to them?"The answer, of course, is this: A chocolate asshole!Yes, the folks at Edible Anus purvey the finest in anally-shaped candies, using only pure Belgian chocolate. These delectable assholes are available in milk, dark, and white chocolate, and are handmade in England.For that truly special person you can also order sterling silver assholes. They also have glass ones. I am not making this up. The tagline on their site is "The anus that made Britain great." I'll defer any commentary on that to my readers across the pond.

Source: Doctor Grumpy in the House - December 2, 2013 Category: Neurologists Authors: Grumpy, M.D. Source Type: blogs