Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

You've perfected your sexy pole-dancing moves, but none of your local strip bars are currently hiring. What's a girl to do? You have to earn a living.Now, for only $499, you can take your show on the road with the trailer-hitch dancing pole! No smoky bar needed! Pull up to a skanky street corner and start the show!The stage supports up to 200 lbs. Dollar bill storage box and stereo & light systems not included.

Source: Doctor Grumpy in the House - December 9, 2013 Category: Neurologists Authors: Grumpy, M.D. Source Type: blogs