A Coming of Age Occurrence…

An elderly Austrian lady lived in the apartment next to mine years ago. She was in her late sixties and I was in my early twenties. She tried to seduce me one evening by inviting me over for dinner. She took her shirt and bra off while asking me to rub moisturizing lotion all over her chest and her breasts. I got scared, nervous, and I left. I was never good at such amorous affairs as with what happened with Christina.  My feelings in hindsight all these years later say I should of followed Christina's lead. We could have had some fun. “Talk dirty to me in German,” Is what I should have said in retrospect. Say No to Big Boxes and Crazy Lines Inhabited with Crazy People…  Well, I did all my Christmas shopping today.  I got everything on the Internet I needed without even having to venture out of the house.  I was extremely pleased with myself and this is also so very delightful for an introvert and socially anxious person. The easiest person to shop for was my sister’s son. He is Star Wars obsessed and got four Star Wars figures. My brother’s girls were much harder to shop for. They got some iPad accessories as they are getting mini iPads for Christmas.     Where’s Dark Matter and What Happened to Art Bell? It seemed we had our old Art Bell back on the radio complete with all his old bumper music and then he just disappeared. I am certainly going to miss Richard Hoagland and the other crazy stuff that gets aired on that show.

Source: The 4th Avenue Blues - November 20, 2013 Category: Mental Illness Authors: Andrew Quixote Source Type: blogs