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I just received a press release in my email inbox announcing the creation of "South Park Pharmaceuticals." I kid you not!WEST HILLS, N.Y., Aug. 13, 2013 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- KannaLife Sciences, Inc. ("KannaLife") and Biotech Inc. ("Biotech"), 50/50 joint venture partners of South Park Ventures, LLC announced today, the creation of South Park Pharmaceuticals, Inc. ("SPPI"), a pharmaceutical company established for the purpose of developing, testing, marketing and selling botanical medicaments, naturopathic compounds and phyto-medical products for health and wellness.Jason Cranford, CEO of Biotech stated, "It is becoming apparent to 21st century Americans, that well rounded medical practice in the U.S. must include a firm understanding of "Traditional Medicine" (also known as "Alternative Medicine"), currently practiced by 80% of the global population. If it weren't the case, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (the "FDA") would never have published "Guidance for Industry Botanical Products" in 2004."Dean Petkanas, CEO of KannaLife added, "Having witnessed the FDA's openness towards the eligibility of Hemoxin, a phyto-medical compound to treat Sickle Cell Disease, and having granted orphan designation for the same, given today's environment and technology, the viability and potential of cannabinoid and endocannabinoid based therapeutics should be well received. If nothing else, Dr. Sanjay Gupta's documentary 'Weed' which aired on CNN on August 11, 2013, and the citing of the U...
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