Twisted morality ;-)

Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it…
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on the ass…then things get worse.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative...

Source: Recovery Is Sexy.com - May 11, 2013 Category: Addiction Authors: Sparrow Tags: Emotions Fun you're unique Source Type: blogs