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Nothing to say, just some links and politically incorrect humor from an email mailing list Socially Unacceptable Humor -- I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, "You're pulling my leg" -- I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. -- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. -- Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists? -- A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair." -- I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening." -- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back. -- At the SeniorCitizensCenter they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa ! Who knew? -- One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either. -- Ther...
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