Bootcamp.

I am thinking of going into business running a Medical Bootcamp.
You-know, to imbue a little cellular understanding of everything we put our patients through….bootcamp style.
Here is the draft program for Day 1:
0600: Registration & Roll-call. 6 AM sharp.
Teams will assemble at Medi-boot HQ, then wait around for 3 hours without much information as to what is going to happen next.
0855: The Pain-scale wall. Each team member will have a small elastic band wrapped tightly around their little finger. Pain scores will be assessed at regular intervals throughout the day. Anyone rating their pain 10 or above must leave bootcamp.
0900: Parade. Teams will be asked to strip naked (behind a tiny set of hospital curtains) and be placed in a hospital gown. Sorry, leave the ties at the back undone.
Males will then receive a testicular examination.
Females will receive an ECG.
Photos of any interesting anatomy, jewelry or skin markings observed during this event will be photographed, de-identified and uploaded to the Medi-bootcamp Facebook page and Twitter feed.
1000: Vent-athalon. Hard 5k uphill run wearing O2 tank and Hudson Mask at 15LPM to completely desiccate all mucous membranes of moisture.
Thirsty? Sorry, but you are nil by mouth until further notice.
Immediately on completion of run, team members will be placed on Non-Invasive Ventilator for 30 minutes.
They will then be asked to give a detailed account answering questions of the days activities up until this point whilst wea...

Source: impactEDnurse - January 22, 2013 Category: Nurses Authors: impactEDnurse Tags: the funnybone. Source Type: blogs