Finding the Right Combination

Based on the picture above, what might you guess this post is about? Hmm, I guess only brilliant/obsessive/imaginary followers of this odd little blog could have any clue. OK, another hint: here's a similar picture I posted a while back: Notice what's different? And so what sort of post might you be in for? So if you guessed either: a. A Quick Fix for Presbyopia; or b. Some Boring-Ass Fitness or Personal Growth Analogy; You'd be right! Let's take 'em in order. Miracle Presbyopia Cure: Yep, the picture is of the reading glasses I'd been hooking through my gym lock as my one concession to exercising while middle-aged.  As I mentioned, it's embarrassing to stand there in a state of post-shower nakedness trying to find a young person to open your locker for you, so I started bringing reading glasses to the gym. But then a few weeks ago I went to an optometrist and discovered a miracle solution! Caveat: it only works if you are also nearsighted and wear contact lenses, or are contemplating lasik surgery. Which I am not, as the idea of someone taking a scalpel to my eyes while I am wide awake makes me want to curl up into a small shivering sniveling ball of cowardly terror. NO KNIVES ALLOWED ON MY EYEBALLS! That's just one of those quirky rules I live by. Though if someone wants to bake me one of these I may reconsider. If you have to correct nearsighted eyes anyway, the trick is this: Under-correct one eye. This means you can read with one eye withou...
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