Finding the Right Combination
Based on the picture above, what might you guess this post is about?
Hmm, I guess only brilliant/obsessive/imaginary followers of this odd little blog could have any clue.
OK, another hint: here's a similar picture I posted a while back:
Notice what's different? And so what sort of post might you be in for?
So if you guessed either:
a. A Quick Fix for Presbyopia; or
b. Some Boring-Ass Fitness or Personal Growth Analogy;
You'd be right!
Let's take 'em in order.
Miracle Presbyopia Cure:
Yep, the picture is of the reading glasses I'd been hooking through my gym lock as my one concession to exercising while middle-aged. As I mentioned, it's embarrassing to stand there in a state of post-shower nakedness trying to find a young person to open your locker for you, so I started bringing reading glasses to the gym. But then a few weeks ago I went to an optometrist and discovered a miracle solution!
Caveat: it only works if you are also nearsighted and wear contact lenses, or are contemplating lasik surgery. Which I am not, as the idea of someone taking a scalpel to my eyes while I am wide awake makes me want to curl up into a small shivering sniveling ball of cowardly terror. NO KNIVES ALLOWED ON MY EYEBALLS! That's just one of those quirky rules I live by.
Though if someone wants to bake me one of these I may reconsider.
If you have to correct nearsighted eyes anyway, the trick is this:
Under-correct one eye.
This means you can read with one eye withou...
Source: Cranky Fitness - Category: Consumer Health News Authors: Crabby McSlacker Source Type: blogs
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