Congratulations! You ' re a Loser!

I am a body that fills in a space at any number of chain pharmacy locations in the large midwestern state I dwell in. & nbsp;Different cities and counties have different laws concerning sales of Sudafed containing products. & nbsp;Most areas have an rx only requirement but when I work at the ones that allow Sudafed sales with a government issued photo ID the antics ensue. < br / > < br / > The only acceptable forms of ID are passports, military photo ID, driver ' s license or state ID. & nbsp;Some people try & nbsp;to pass off expired IDs, stolen IDs, library cards, public pool photo ID, employment badge, etc. & nbsp;Each person seems overwhelmingly surprised when an ID is denied. & nbsp;Sorry! < br / > < br / > Depending on the white trashiness/ghettoness of a neighborhood I will keep a tally of how many IDs get denied. & nbsp;It is kind of funny because they are always like " I haven ' t bought any in a long time. " but the online state registry says you have so I give them the rejection printout with website that explains why they can ' t have Sudafed even though they already know damn good and well why. & nbsp;I ' m talking to you lady shake ' n baking meth in the loss prevention room at a Wal-Mart... < br / > < br / > I can guess with 95% accuracy which IDs are going to reject. & nbsp;Such stereotypes are: & nbsp;black guy with dreadlocks and stupid tattoos, black lady with scabby face and dazed look, white lady scabby and bruised (will probably also want a 10 day suppl...
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