Foot, meet mouth

My 2:00 patient yesterday was obviously blind. She had the long white cane, and a guide dog. Mary filled out forms for her. She held onto my arm as I led her back to my office.Dr. Grumpy: "So what can I do for you?"Mrs. Two: "I was at the emergency room this weekend. I had a seizure on Sunday, and bit my tongue."Dr. Grumpy: "Good heavens. Have you ever had a seizure before?"Mrs. Two: "No. They told me I had another one in the ER after I got there."Dr. Grumpy: "Where did the first one happen?"Mrs. Two: "I was in the car."Dr. Grumpy: "Were you driving?" Pause.Dr. Grumpy: "That was a really stupid question, wasn't it?"She cracked up. It was a few minutes before we could start again.
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