Tip for those getting ready to start internship – focus on poopology

You read that right.   Hospitalized patients often develop constipation.  Almost every day on rounds, patients complain about their lack of movement.  The best interns have a systematic approach towards helping these patients. The word poop has increased in usage since this century started.  I cannot recall when it became popular, but I do know that patients do not find poop jokes vulgar or inappropriate. I often use the term poopology (probably not a real word, but perhaps it should be), and patients instantly understand and smile. So if you are an impending intern, learn about laxatives, and develop a systematic approach.  Anticipate your patients’ complaints, because they will appreciate that you do care about this problem.  Become a poopology expert.  
Source: DB's Medical Rants - Category: Internal Medicine Authors: Tags: Attending Rounds Source Type: blogs