On call, Sunday morning

 Overheard at the nurses station at 7:53 a.m.:"So far we've had 2 try to escape, 3 wander out buck naked, a lady in DT's screaming about spiders, 4 calls to security, the lady in 17 smoking weed in the bathroom, the guy in 24 masturbating in the hallway, and it's not even f.ing 8:00 yet."
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