2:17 a.m.

My cell phone rings.Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy."Officer Peel: "Hi, doctor, this is Officer Peel, of the Grumpyville police. Sorry to wake you."Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?"Officer Peel: "Do you know a lady named Dee Mentia?"Dr. Grumpy: "Yes, she's one of my patients. Actually, she's in Local Hospital at the moment, with pneumonia."Officer Peel: "Yeah, she keeps calling 911 from her hospital room and says she's being held hostage in your basement."Dr. Grumpy: "Oh my..." (starts laughing) "Do you need to come search my basement?"Officer Peel: "Nah, but can you do something to stop her? The 911 operators are busy enough as it is."Dr. Grumpy: "Will do, sorry."Office Peel: "Thanks. Have a good night, doc."
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