Life is a highway

Mr. Octane: "I need a note saying I had a doctor's appointment."Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, for your job?"Mr. Octane: "No, for the police."Dr. Grumpy: "The police?"Mr. Octane: "I got a speeding ticket on the way here."Dr. Grumpy: "I don't write notes for that."Mr. Octane: "If I hadn't been speeding I would have been late."Dr. Grumpy: "You came in 15 minutes after your scheduled appointment time."Mr. Octane: "Well, I would have been later."

Source: Doctor Grumpy in the House - February 11, 2014 Category: Neurologists Authors: Grumpy, M.D. Source Type: blogs