Why doctors drink

Mr. Badhair: "I'm here because I want to see an aneurysm specialist."Dr. Grumpy: "Well, sir, I certainly can discuss them, but I'm a neurologist, not a neurosurgeon. So I can't claim to specialize in them."Mr. Badhair: "Well, on your office website it says you do, and that you trained at UBS."Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, I'm not an aneurysm specialist, I've never made that claim, and I didn't train at UBS. I went to BSU."Mr. Badhair: "Liar! I can't believe you have the nerve to tell me that! I saw it on your site this morning!"I call up my practice site and turn the iMac around.Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, this is my site. It clearly says I went to BSU, and says nothing about aneurysms."Mr. Badhair: "That's because you just changed it."
Source: Doctor Grumpy in the House - Category: Neurologists Authors: Source Type: blogs