Why I love Mary

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."Ms. Tinfoil: "Hi, I need to see the doctor."Mary: "Okay, we have an opening next Tuesday at..."Ms. Tinfoil: "Does your office have WiFi?"Mary: "No, we're a small practice and..."Ms. Tinfoil: "That's good. My last neurologist was using WiFi to read my thoughts. He fired me when I told him I was reporting him to the police."Mary: "Okay... What are you coming in for?"Ms. Tinfoil: "I want someone to look at my MRI films. All the doctors say they're normal, but I know they work for the government. You can see the microtransistors they placed in my brain to use WiFi on me, and I need a neurologist who can see them, too."Mary: "I'm not sure Dr. Grumpy is the kind of doctor you need..."Ms. Tinfoil: "They put them there with special government-trained tics, that bit me and injected the receivers into my bloodstream."Mary: "I'm sorry, you know, I completely forgot. Dr. Grumpy installed WiFi just last week, so people in the lobby could surf while waiting."Ms. Tinfoil: "Oh shit, you're part of it, too!"(click)
Source: Doctor Grumpy in the House - Category: Neurologists Authors: Source Type: blogs